Did you hear the one about how the bison stopped the two toads from fighting when he spotted an owl eating a bat, as told by a gorilla?

*Bombina bombina* fought *Bufo bufo* till *Bison bison* caught *Bubo bubo* eating *Mops mops*, said *Gorilla gorilla gorilla*.

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