And at the next bus stop he sees two women enter. One of the women is clearly pregnant, well into her 7th month, and the other is an elderly woman.
The immigrant rises from his seat and offers it to the pregnant woman in his broken English.
The elderly woman, seeing the free seat, runs towards it and sits down, pushing the pregnant woman out of her way.
The immigrant is shocked at this behavior, but wanting to remain polite, he says to the old lady: "I am very sorry. But I meant for this pregnant woman to sit here. It is difficult for her to stand. You look healthy. I am sure it will not be a problem for you to stand."
The old lady replies in a clear southern accent: "Young man, I don't know which tribe you're from. But this is a civilized country and here we let the elderly sit down on the bus, not the young and healthy."
The young man doesn't bat an eye, but calmly says: "Well, it is true that I am a stranger to this country and its customs. I also don't know which village you are from. But in my village, we eat condescending old hags like you for dinner."
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