Apple Jokes
What do you get when you stuff a Pac-man with shrimp and applesauce?
Shrimp Eater Apple Man
What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?
Finding out you have cancer.
What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?
Finding half a caterpillar in your apple
One day I'm sitting in a tree watching birds and an elephant starts to climb the tree.
I said, "Hey, Mr. Elephant! Why are you climbin...
How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new bui...
Bill Gates farted in an Apple store
Bill Gates farted in an Apple store and stank u...
bill gates farted in an apple store and stank up the entire place...
But its their fault for not having windows..
Amazon Tribe
Three explorers were exploring the Amazon jungl...
A love letter to my iPhone
The apple of my I
How Steve Jobs Died
Bill Gates: "I went into an Apple store the oth...
What genre do authors with apple products write?
macbook prose.
I went into a Apple store and farted. The manger told me to leave.
It's not my fault they had no Windows
A young worm asks his father about life.
'Dad,' says the young worm, 'what is it like to...
A Rich Old Man is Being Interviewed
A rich old man is being interviewed about how h...
What's the difference between an apple and a baby?
People didn't freak out for no reason when I st...
A Panda Walks into a Library
A panda walks into a library and starts reading...
I once farted in an apple store and people got evacuated..
...because there wasn't any windows.
What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?
A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Thinking of a joke when there's a worm in your ...
What is loud and sounds like an apple?
**AN APPLE!**
What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!
One day a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were being chased by the police.
The girls decided to go up 3 different trees a...
There is a new Apple product in the Rogue One teaser trailer
We don't know what it is yet, but at least now ...
A man is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs.
The female cashier says: "You must be single."
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