A rich old man is being interviewed about how he got his vast wealth. He tells the interviewer "You see, son - at first I had nothing. Not even a penny. But I borrowed a penny from a friend and bought an apple with that penny, I did. And all day long I polished that apple until it shone, and at the end of the day I sold it for two pennies. The next day, I continued this scheme: I bought two apples and polished them both 'till the gleamed."
The interviewer, scribbling notes, asks "And how long did this go on for?" The rich man replies "Oh, I did this for about a week until I had just over a dollar. Then my uncle died and left me a million bucks..."
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