Apple Jokes

Apple Jokes

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an a...

Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

Why did Eve want to move to New York ? She fell...

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was h...

What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

What's the difference between a worm and an app...

What reads and lives in an apple ?

What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.

A young man asked an old rich man how he made h...

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Ch...

Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Why do computer teachers never get sick? Becaus...

Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Why do computer teachers never get sick? Becaus...

Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.

Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple. We must ge...

Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St.

Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting ...

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the or...

Q.

Q. What's worse than finding a worm in the appl...

WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.

WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and...

WIFE: You look tired, honey.

WIFE: You look tired, honey. How about a nice s...

What do stupid kids do at Halloween ?

What do stupid kids do at Halloween ? They carv...

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve...

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

What did the maggot say to his friend when he g...

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in a...

What is the maggot army called ?

What is the maggot army called ? The Apple Corps !