I farted in an Apple Store
Not my fault they don't have Windows
Apple Jokes
I heard Apple is trying to develop a new car.
But they're having trouble installing windows.
A black man and an apple fall from a tree at the same time. What hits the ground first?
The apple because the black man was stopped by ...
If you were an Apple product
You'd be an iSore.
Osama Bin Laden was really smart
He created Airdrop before Apple did
I farted in a Apple Store
Too bad they didn't have any *windows*.
An Apple store near where I live got robbed
$25k worth of merchandise was stolen. The polic...
If you watch an Apple store get robbed,
Does that make you an iWitness?
They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away
Though if you don't go see your doctor regularl...
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Being raped by a giant praying mantis.
Why did Jon Snow go to the Apple Store?
For the Watch.
Apple have talked about their most recent iPhone recently,
The sales team seems to think it was a huge 6s
THE TRIAL OF AN IGBO, YORUBA AND HAUSA MAN
An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and an Hausa
man wer...
How do you say genius sarcastically?
Apple genius.
A Few Puns
Q.Why was the toilet paper rolling down the mou...
What's Bill Gates's favorite dessert
apple turnover
A Millennial is having a thought..
He types "Capitalism is an outdated economic sy...
An Englishman, Frenchman, and Russian walk into an art gallery...
The painting that the 3 men are observing has a...
Bill Gates went into an Apple store...
Farted, and stank up the whole place. But it's ...
One iPhone in an Apple
Two iPhones is a pear.
Did you hear that Apple are building an electric car?
They will making it lighter and thinner.