Three explorers were exploring the Amazon jungle, an American, a Canadian, and a Chinese. They were all captured by an Amazon tribe. The tribe chief told each of them to go gather ten of any fruit, and bring them back
The American came back with ten apples
The Canadian came back with ten cherries
The Chinese man took some time, and wasn't back yet
The chief told each of them that in order to survive, they had to shove all ten pieces of fruit up their butts, without making a sound, or they will be killed immediately. If they succeed, they can escape
The American got to his 3rd apple before screaming in pain. He was killed immediately
The Canadian got to his tenth cherry before laughing his head off. He was also killed.
In heaven, the American and the Canadian were talking. The American asked, "Why did you laugh? You could have survived!"
The Canadian said "I saw the Chinese coming back with pumpkins
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