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Apple Jokes
A man is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs. The female cashier says: "You must be single."
The man answers: "Wow, how did you know?"
Cash...
Why is apple afraid of microsoft?
because 7 8 10
How do you get a job with Apple?
Be born in China.
What's worst than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust
Worse*
A philosopher, mathematician, and accountant were asked what 1+1=?
The philosopher responded, "The idea of 'samene...
One day in class, the teacher brought a bag full of fruit and said..
One day in class, the teacher brought a bag ful...
A teacher walks into a class with a bag full of fruit
The teacher then says, "Now class, I'm going t...
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Getting injected with tetanus.
A man using apple maps walks into a bar..
..or maybe it was a church or a grocery store o...
If Apple made cars they would be Swedish.
The car would be called the iKia.
A Priest a Rabbi and a Scientologist walk into a bar...
The Priest orders an orange juice, the Rabbi or...
This one time I farted in an Apple Store..
...and everyone got mad.
But, hey, it's not m...
What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?
The holocaust.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Being raped by a giant scorpion..
I once farted in an Apple Store...
I once farted in an Apple Store. They got mad a...
Baby if you were a fruit - you'd be a fine-apple.
But if you were a vegetable, I'd visit you in h...
I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car
But they're having trouble installing windows
Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?
Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't h...
Three Escaped Prisoners
Three men - who were not the brightest of indiv...
I put on a pretty expensive perfume and went into an Apple Store
Everyone enjoyed; it is good they don't have ...