Knock Knock Who's there !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ? Ann...
Apple Jokes
Knock Knock Who's there !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ? A...
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how ma...
A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree.
A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an ...
Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough.
Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too t...
Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth?
Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred...
The Big Apple
Q: Why do cows go to New York?
A: To see the mo...
Missed Opportunity
Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?!
Apple Tree
How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them.
The Real Meaning of “An Apple A Day”…
My wife, a phlebotomist at the Denver VA hospit...
Crabby!
What do you get if you cross an apple with a sh...
My Undersized Load
Shortly after we moved to rural South Carolina,...
Good looking pineapple
If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple
Horse Sense
Q. A horse attached to a 24-foot chain sees an ...
Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple.
Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Appl...