One day I'm sitting in a tree watching birds and an elephant starts to climb the tree.

I said, "Hey, Mr. Elephant! Why are you climbing this tree?"

The elephant says, "I want to eat some apples."

I said, "But this isn't an apple tree."

He said, "I know. I brought my own."

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