A panda walks into a library and starts reading a book.
Seconds later, the panda swallows an apple whole, shoots two arrows
And walks out
It later comes back in, and when asked why it ate an apple, shot arrows and left
It showed the book it was "reading"
It was a picture book on pandas, it said
The panda eats chutes and leaves
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