Apple Jokes

Apple Jokes

Blonde joke


a plane was flyin buy and one guy drops an app...

Merry Christmas


'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thr...

Knock KnockWho's there?Donna!Donna who?Donna sit


Knock KnockWho's there?Donna!Donna who?Donna s...

The Top 15 Signs a School Lunch Has Been Spiked


15> Baked casserole? Yep.
Baked lasag...

Washington Monument


Bill Clinton, George Bush and Osama Bin Ladin ...

Retarded Singers


There was a group of retarded kids that were h...

HUMPURRR: Your cat has learned your password


Top Ten Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Intern...

Crazy Physics Test


1] A shotgun shooting 12 pellets of 00 Bucksh...

Nationality of Adam and Eve


What was the nationality of Adam and Eve?
-Ru...

Knock Knock 51


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donald!
Donald who...

Cheap HMO


Top Twenty Signs You've Joined A Cheap HMO


1...

Nite before Xmas - Net Style!


'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thr...

Fruit joke!


What have an apple and an orange got in common...

A guide to walking tigers


Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as...

If this company ran Christmas...


If Apple ran Christmas...It would do everythin...

A Turkey murder case


A guy just came from Turkey and got a job as a...

Little Johnny's Lessson


One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, wa...

Flying Fruit


There are three guys on a plane, George Bush, ...

Adam and Eve Must Be Russian


A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing ...

Computer Terms


486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC...

Feeding A Gorilla


There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and...

Guide To Walking Tigers


Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as...

Peguins in the Marines


Okay, so, two penguins were in the marines and...

Apple


IF YOU HAVE 3 APPLES AND TAKE 2 THEN HOW MANY ...

Adam and Eve


Why did Adam and Eve eat the apple of knowledg...