Bill Gates: "I went into an Apple store the other day and farted. They got mad at me, but hey, its not my fault you don't have Windows!"
Steve Jobs:"All you care about is self promotion. At least I didn't name my company after my d***. Apples are nutritious and have lots of Vitamin..."
At this time, Bill shot Steve with a gun and said, "Shut up, nerd." And to make sure no one ever could insult him again, he formed a brilliant idea : Windows 10. So stupid it was would work. He thought.
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