Lightbulbs

QUESTION: How many dogs are needed to change a light bulb?


Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?


Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.


Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that damned stupid lamp!


Rottweiler:
Make me.


Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?


Malamute:
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.


Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.


Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.


Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.


Doberman Pinscher:
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.


Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......


Mastiff:
Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.


Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.


Irish Wolfhound:
Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.....


Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....


Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?


Australian Shepherd:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...


Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?


German Shepherd:
Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light? I SAID,
STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!


Hound Dog:
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