Breeding
What do you get when you breed a cow and a
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Animals Jokes
Question: Why did the chicken run away from...
Question: Why did the chicken run away from hom...
Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: Because they don't know the words.
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, ...
I think that I'm a chicken
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I ...
Bear Hunting
Every year, Bob goes hunting during bear seaso...
Elephant Tampon
Q: What does an elephant use as tampon?
A: A ...
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a...
To get to the car accident on the other side
Q: Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
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Q. How does a cat commit suicide?...
Q. How does a cat commit suicide?
A. He sh...
Chicken Corn
Whats a chickens favorite corn??? Give up???
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Blind as a Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night ...
LIZARDS
A LIZARD CAN JUMP UP AND YOU
WOULD NOT OF NOT...
Monkey
Q. Why did the Monkey fall out of the tree? ...
Bigfoot and Blonde
What's the difference between a smart blonde a...
It's What's for Dinner
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground b...
The Grass and the Goat
Q:Do you know what happened to the grass after...
Best Goldfish Joke Ever!
Two goldfish were in their tank.
One turns to...
Dogs
Petshop owner: If you buy a dog, you will get ...
The Parrot
There's this fella with a parrot. And this par...
Gabage men& horses
Q:Where do the garbage men take their horse?
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Barking dog
how do u stop a dog barking in the back of the ...
Feline Physics
Law of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend ...
Have you Ever...
Have you ever smelled mothballs????
I was ju...