Dachshund Jokes

Dachshund Jokes

Crossbred Dogs


Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, favorites of ...

Sign on restaurant window: "Don't


Sign on restaurant window: "Don't stand there ...

3 Years


A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under ...

Real Signs Found In Various Places


Unlike Humorless bureaucracies, real people ca...

Crossbred Dogs:...


Crossbred Dogs:


Pointer + Setter =
Poinsett...

The Oakland Raiders


A man walked into an Oakland bar with a dachsh...

Nutty Mutts


malamute x pointer = moot point, favorites of ...

Crazy Mixed-up Pup

Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Ch...

What's Your Sign?

Sign in a realtor's office: "Lots for little."
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Why did they cowboy get a Dachshund?

Everywhere he went people would tell him to "ge...

two men were walking thier dogs...

Two men, tom and bob were walking their dogs wh...

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to...

"Get along little dog...

Why did the cowboy buy a Dachshund?

Because he wanted to get-a-long-little-doggy

Why did the cowboy get a Dachshund?

Because he wanted to get a loooong little doggie.

Why did the cowboy get a Dachshund?

Because someone once told him to "Get-a-long-li...

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Because he wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why is a dachshund a cowboy's favorite dog?

They're always singing about getting a "long li...

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

So he could get a long little doggy!

Why did the cowboy buy a Dachshund

To get a long little doggy

My all time favorite joke. American/Russian dog fight

The Americans and Russians at the height of the...