One of the employees goes up to him and says "Welcome sir! How can I help you?"
The chinese man says "Yes, actually. Do you have any dogs?"
"Of course sir! Anything in particular?"
"What do you have?"
"We have some chihuahuas, a few Jack Russells, and a Boxer. What would you like?"
"I'll take a chihuahua"
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah," says the chinese man. "I'm not that hungry".
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