How Many Dogs...

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?


Golden Retriever: The day is young, the weather is warm, the air
is deliciously fresh, and we can run and play, and you're
sitting in here worried about a stupid light bulb?


Basset Hound: No matter. I can still sleep in the dark.


French Poodle: Let ze Americans get it, mon cherie.


Dachsund: You've got to be kidding me, right?


Jack Russel Terier: I know I can get it! Please just give me a
few more jumps! I can get it in 20 more jumps! I know I can!


Pointer: I see the light bulb, riiiiiiggggggggghhhhhhhhhtttttttt
there!


Greyhound: I can get a replacement light faster than the rest of
you!


Bichon Frise: I am with ze French poodle, let thoze Americans
get it.


Cocker Spaniel: Why bother changing it? I can still pee on the
carpet if it's dark.


Border Collie: Just one. Plus, I'll replace any wiring not up to
code.


German Shepherd: I'll guard the light bulb while you figure it
out. Hey you, back off!


Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the border collie's ear and he'll
do it. By the time the house is rewired, my nails will be dry.


Rottweiler: Are you gonna make ME change that light bulb? You
and what army, huh?


Shi-Tzu: Puh-leeeeeze dah-ling, leave it for the servants.


Malamute: The border collie can do it. While he's busy, you can
feed me.


Chow Chow: I'm with the malamute After I take my nap, that is.


Akita: I'm with the chow and the malamute! What's for dinner?


Lab: ME! ME! I want to do it! Pick me! Please? Pleeeeeeeeaze let
me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?


Kelpie: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle.


Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. And drop the chalupa while
you're at it.


Wolf: My distant cousin the border collie can do it. Meanwhile,
the moon provides us with all the light we need.