Sheep Jokes

Sheep Jokes

Breeding


What do you get when you breed a cow and a
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Black Sheep


A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Af...

Tounge twister's for the BEST


these tounge twisters are the worst
try sayi...

Elephant Tampon


Q: What does an elephant use as tampon?
A: A ...

Ventriloquist Cowboy


A ventriloquist cowboy walks onto a ranch...
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Old Scottish man


A scottish old timer in scotland, in a bar, ta...

Polish Medical Terminology


POLISH MEDICAL TERMNINOLOGY FOR THE LAYMAN


a...

Shakespearean Humor


Tired of the overuse of four-letter words? He...

Red


One day a blonde got tired of being made fun o...

Bill Clinton and Al Gore


One day when Bill Clinton and Al Gore were in ...

Counting some sheep


An accountant is having a hard time sleeping a...

Accountant Bashing


Accountants What's the definition of an accoun...

The Welsh and sheep


Did you hear that Welsh people have discovered...

What do you get when you cross a Scottish...

What do you get when you cross a Scottish sheep...

Missionary in Africa


A missionary is sent into deepest darkest dept...

Q: How many sheep


Q: How many sheep does it take to change a li...

A comedy�s Guide to life


There are two theories to arguing' with a woma...

Redneck Medical Terms


Benign..........................What you be af...

The Roslin lab in Scotland


The Roslin lab in Scotland is scheduled for a ...

Q. What do elephants use for tampons?...


Q. What do elephants use for tampons?
A. S...

Those Crazy Vermont Folk


Why do people in vermont were kilts?
Sheep ca...

Farmer Sutra


A farmer in Arkansas and his wife were lying i...

Do What With Sheep


Somewhere over Australia...The plane contains ...

Something everyone


Here's something everyone should probably know...

Black sheep


A missionary is sent into the deepest, darkest...