Rottweiler Jokes

Rottweiler Jokes

Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.


Q: What's the difference between a Rottweiler ...

A Rottweiler in a playground.


Q: What has got four legs and an arm?
A: A Ro...

There was just a dog fight


A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does...

What's the difference between a Jewish Mother...


What's the difference between a Jewish Mother ...

What is their best option?


1) Zelda and Jane were given a rottweiler at t...

Stumpy-legged pink dog


A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash...

Easter Bunny Interview


INTERVIEW WITH THE EASTER BUNNY With the possi...

There was just a dog fight


A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does...

Stumpy Legged Pink Dog


A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash...

Football Fan To The


Two boys are playing football in Central Park ...

Q. What's the difference between a woman...


Q. What's the difference between a woman with...

Breaking up


"They say that breaking up is hard to do - but...

Three for a Prize


One day a guy goes into a bar and sees a big j...

Cross-Eyed Dog


A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said ...

Four legs & one arm


Q. What's got four legs and one arm?


A. A Ro...

Football Fan To The


Two boys are playing football in Central Park ...

Football fan to rescue


Two boys are playing football in Central Park ...

Q: What is the difference between a rottweiler and a social worker?


A: It is easier to get your kids back from a r...

Dog Fight

A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash ...

Liver and Cheese

Once, there were three male dogs that set eyes ...

Cross-eyed Dog

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
He says...

Stuttering Cat

A teacher is explaining Biology to her 4th grad...

Gorilla Removal

A man came home from work to an escaped gorilla...

A man take his dog to the vet, and then...

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and asks,...