-Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
-Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
-Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.
-Bathhouses are against the law.
-In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the same guidelines as cats and dogs.
-No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
-Women may not drive in a house coat.
-It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
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