Husband: I hear that fish is good for our brain.
Wife: You had better eat a whale.
Anne: "How long can a person live without brains?"
Billy: "I don't know. How old are you?"
Father: Don't you think our son gets all his brains from me?
Mother: Probably. I still have all mine.
Dan: She's a bright girl...she has brains enough for two.
Jim: Then she's just the girl for you.
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