Yo Momma's So Fat...
When she crosses the border, they think she's tryin to smuggle the whole country.
When she was at the zoo the elephants were scared she might step on them.
She's what caused Mexico City to sink into the ground.
She sunk Atlantis.
She once found a whale hidden in her belly button.
When a plane has to make an emergancy landing they use her as a runway.
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