Turkey, the country occupying Cyprus, an actual EU country, wants to join the EU
They will have to sign the Mastic Treaty
Turkey Jokes
I went to a European restaurant the other day...
...because I was really Hungary. At first, I wa...
Literary alcohol puns
I saw someone post some the other day. Has anyo...
I quit smoking cold turkey.
I now let it sit at room temperature for 30 min...
Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?
Because they're both roasted
Is she Hungary?
"Is she Hungary?" Jimmy asked.
"Alaska," said ...
What does my mom and a turkey have in common?
They both died on Thanksgiving
Trump writing a thanksgiving tweet
I love the people of Turkey!``
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What's the point of having wings if you can't fly?
Michael Smith wrote down *what's the point of h...
Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?
They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.
Went hunting with Willie Nelson and we each got a turkey.
Now that's what I call killing 2 birds with one...
Jared Fogel walks into a Subway for lunch.
The sandwich maker asks "What kind of sandwich ...
I recently got addicted to this new only chicken diet
Guess I'll have to go cold turkey if I want to ...
What's a large bird hiding in the bushes called?
A lurkey turkey.
I started dating this girl online who says she's from Turkey but I'm starting to doubt her.
It was definitely Instant-bull.
What’s the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?
Just be *honest* with it man…
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
Do you know why Turkey couldn't see the solar eclipse?
It's been censored there.
I had to write a Geography Essay..
We had to write about a topic, so I picked "Ken...
I was Hungary...
...So I Russia down the stairs, made a Turkey s...
Chickens are Illuminati
As of 2011 there is an estimated 19 billion chi...
Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?
There were too many fowls.
I'm Hungary
Timmy: I'm Hungary,
Mum: Why don't you Czech ...
If Russia invades Turkey from the rear..
Would Greece help?