I started dating this girl online who says she's from Turkey but I'm starting to doubt her.

Why did the...

He saw the bottom of the ocean

Ten Reasons to go...

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" 2....

Why did the...

Because he was on the lam.

A bus carrying...

The driver steps down and begins to try and fix the engine. He swears, cusses...

Some dumb...

What did one Angel say to the other? Halo there! How to cats greet each...

Thought I'd try...

Russia says it will begin patrolling with nuclear submarines again for the...

An American and...

An American and Japanese were sitting next to each other on a plane. The...

Farmer Joe

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to...

What do you do...

Duck.

Cows

(this joke may take a while, but trust me it's really funny) Cows...