Turkey Jokes

Turkey Jokes

Seattle Thanksgiving Day


SEATTLE'S TURKEY DAY ETIQUETTE It's been 145 y...

Thanksgiving this year


Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut bu...

Twas the Night of Thanksgiving


Twas the Night of Thanksgiving
But I just cou...

The Tearful Bride...


The Tearful Bride...


A new young blonde bri...

Between the Holidays


A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells t...

Butterball Turkey Talk-Line...


Butterball Turkey Talk-Line...


Over the yea...

Turkey


Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To p...

Thanksgiving thoughts


In 1620, the first pilgrims landed on Plymouth...

Cook a Turkey


Why did the blonde cook a turkey for 2 1/2 day...

Tattoo


A very distinguished looking lady walks into a...

A Turkey murder case


A guy just came from Turkey and got a job as a...

Why did the turkey cross the road


Why did the the turkey croos the road??


ca...

Stuffing...


Stuffing...


He laid her on the table
So wh...

Turkey Shot Out of the Oven...


Turkey Shot Out of the Oven...


The turkey s...

Question and answer Clinton joke


Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut bu...

Yo mama's So Fat


Yo' mama so fat, the tag on her dress reads: "...

Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar


December 1Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving tu...

Actual Newspaper Ads


The following ads actually appeared in newspap...

Christmas Quickies


What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ...

Thanksgiving Craft


Only for the truly demented... You Will Need: ...

How to Cook a Turkey


Step 1: Go buy a turkey


Step 2: Take a drink...

Dave Barry on Halloween


I love Halloween. It reminds me of my happy ch...

Ode to the Turkey


When I was a young spry turkey, new to the coo...

Stuf It


He laid her on the table


So white clean and...

Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe


HOW TO COOK A THANKSGIVING TURKEY


STEP 1: G...