I've had Thanksgiving dinner four times and I'm kind of getting addicted.
I'm quitting this cold turkey.
Turkey Jokes
Turkey Joke
A woman stops into her local grocery store to p...
Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?
Because all they serve is cold turkey.
Catholic School
So there's a bad jewish kid and he swears all t...
Thanksgiving dinner.
So a housewife is preparing thanksgiving dinner...
What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?
A Tryptophanatic
Latex gloves
A happy couple are laying in bed when the husba...
Two Sandwiches in a Deli
One day two sandwiches are sitting in a deli. O...
Thought I'd try writing bad monologue jokes today. Like Jay Leno bad.
Russia says it will begin patrolling with nucle...
Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they came to the corral, he explained, That's a bull and a cow, and he's serving her.
Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the fa...
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You might be a redneck if ....
You might be a redneck if .... You've ever had ...
Just before Thanksgiving, the holding pen was abuzz as Mother Turkey scolded her younger birds.
Just before Thanksgiving, the holding pen was a...
Police in Turkey have arrested a 30-year-old shop assistant After he was found lying naked with a mannequin in a store window.
Police in Turkey have arrested a 30-year-old sh...
Chicken to turkey: Only Thanksgiving and Christmas???
Chicken to turkey: Only Thanksgiving and Christ...
What's brown and white and flies all over?
What's brown and white and flies all over? Than...
Why did the turkey cross the road ?
Why did the turkey cross the road ? To prove he...
Chicken to turkey: Only Thanksgiving and Christmas???
Chicken to turkey: Only Thanksgiving and Christ...
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you ca...
Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey -...
What bird has wings but cannot fly ?
What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turk...
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christm...
Did you hear about the stupid turkey?
Did you hear about the stupid turkey? It was lo...