With terrorists in Iran, Turkey helping fund ISIS, and Greece in economic shambles I must ask.
If Iran attacked Turkey from the rear do you th...
Turkey Jokes
turkey went out of the frying pan and into the fire
only for Putin to put them in the oven
My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to reheat the leftover turkey from last night's NYE dinner.
I told her I quit hot food, cold turkey
My dad's addicted to christmas dinner
But he's been cold turkey every meal since.
Trying to give up cold turkey
It's hard though when there is so much left ove...
Turkey thawing father and son banter
This isn't a joke so much as banter between my ...
My wife's inappropriate Christmas dinner joke
Last night My wife and I were having Christmas ...
Why was Maria Carey disappointed with roast turkey for her Christmas dish?
All she wants for Christmas is stew.
I used to be addicted to deli sandwiches
...but I quit cold turkey
The Middle East
Where you have to chose between a genocidal dic...
Daughter Meets Her Dad
A young girl of a single mother came to her one...
[Request] ErdoGollum Jokes
I need to think of something funny ErdoGollum w...
How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?
He's Russian to Turkey.
Obama had to phone Putin to arrange a meeting.
They concluded they would meet over Christmas t...
Turkey and Russia
Turkey is going to be Putin place by Russia.
I suggest we all go to Russia for Christmas..
They'll have fried Turkey
If Russia invaded Turkey
If Russia invaded Turkey from behind, will Gree...
What's worse that burning the turkey on thanksgiving?
Being a starving African Child.
What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?
They are all against Turkey
Make sure you get your ham early for Christmas...
Because thanks to Putin there will be no Turkey...
Obama asks Putin, "What will you have for Thanksgiving?
Putin: Turkey
I'm Hungary
I'm Russian to the Czech the kitchen
Maybe you...
If you want to break your addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers...
you need to quit cold turkey.
Cold turkey tastes so good.
Why would anyone want to quit it?