I went to a European restaurant the other day...

...because I was really Hungary. At first, I was going to have some Sweden some carrots, before settling on some Turkey. But the kitchen must have been Russian to get my food out, because there was Moldova it. I said, "there's Norway I'm eating *that!*"

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