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Turkey Jokes
I've heard of a chicken coop...
But turkey coups must be the new thing
I thought of a great joke about turkey coups.
I would tell you, but it would probably fly rig...
So I knew about chicken coops...
But I didn't know they had turkey coups now too
What sound does a Turkey make?
"coup coup"
Why did the chicken cross the bridge?
To get away from the Turkey coop.
What did the turkey said to the military?
Coup, Coup....
Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?
To Prove They Were Not Chicken
What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?
It staged a coup
Let's agree to call Turkey Pigeon from now on
It seems a more appropriate bird given all the ...
During lunch, what did one Soldier say to the other Soldier?
Want some Turkey?
Looks like Erdogan had to quit...
...cold Turkey. [](/rimshot)
So I guess it's going to be ham for Thanksgiving
lulz. cause no more Turkey
There is no Turkey in the coop.
But there's a coup in Turkey.
I've heard of chicken coops..
.. but never a turkey coup.
In Turkey...
Turkey eat you! Gobble gobble!
Why is everyone freaking out about a turkey coup?
We've been keeping chickens in them for years.
Timmy and mum are quite punny.
Timmy : I'm Hungary,.
Mum : Why don't you Czech...
It was the Fourth of July
The department I work in has a lot of people fr...
3 men and their lunch
3 men were sitting eating their lunch...
The 1...
Hungary conquered Turkey...
They had to change their name to Full.
What's ISIS favourite meal?
Turkey! Its the bomb!
What did they think when they created the Turkey?
"Hey Ron, come here. Look at this majestic crea...