Timmy: I'm Hungary,
Mum: Why don't you Czech the fridge.
Timmy: OK I'm Russian to the kitchen.
Mum: Hmmm.. may be you'll find some Turkey.
Timmy: Yeah but its all covered in Greece. yuck!
Mum: There is Norway you can eat that.
Timmy: I know, I guess I'll just have a can of Chile
Mum: Denmark your name on the can.
Timmy: Kenya do it for me?
Mum: OK, I'm Ghana do it.
Timmy: Thanks, i'm so tired Iran for an hour today
Mum: It Tokyo long enough.
Timmy: yeah Israelly hard sometimes...
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