"Is she Hungary?" Jimmy asked.
"Alaska," said Johnny.
"Yes, Siam," she replied.
"All right. I'll Fiji," Jimmy offered.
"Oh, don't Russia " Johnny admonished.
"What if she Whales?" Jimmy demanded.
"Give her a Canada Chile," Johnny suggested.
"I'd rather have Turkey," she said. "Except that I can't have Greece."
When the waiter bought the check, Johnny asked Jimmy, "I say, look and see how much has Egypt you."
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