CMV: If a Muslim eats a ham footlong, but he honestly thought it was turkey, he does not commit a sin.

423 lunatic escapes

Around 1960, Elazığ, Turkey. 423 lunatic escapes from Elazığ Asylum and...

Three blondes...

Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells...

My friend from...

A blonde walks into a bar and sits down next to an Englishman, Irishman, and...

Why is everyone...

We've been keeping chickens in them for years.

"The kid who...

A young boy goes downstairs to the kitchen to find his parents fighting. The...

Hippo Bacon

I asked my mom once, "You know how they have turkey bacon? Can you make bacon...

Which is Best?

CONTROVERSY: Should the tree be real or fake? YUPPIE: Live tree, planted...

Q: Why do they...

Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1? A:...

Hollow

there was a man and a women having sex his mom says basterd and his dad says...

Three blondes...

There's a lot of openings in heaven, so St. Peter decides to give them an...