Travel-vacation Jokes

Travel-vacation Jokes

Top 4 Fun Things To Do On a Road Trip


4. Go into a gas station angry. Insist that yo...

The animal's warning


A farmer and his pig were driving down the roa...

Things that can go wrong on an airplane


My friend and I used to joke about all that co...

Employee Planned Vacation


Jon: To ensure that you have a good time on yo...

How you feeling?


Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accid...

Now he's in trouble


A police officer had just pulled a car over. W...

Bicycles


A man on a bike, carrying two sacks on his sho...

Mayonnaise


Most people don't know that, back in 1912, Hel...

Company cost cutting


New Corporate Cost-Cutting Policy Due to the c...

No Mercy


A guy is driving down a deserted highway.


H...

Gator Country


While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a ...

Speeding ticket


A police officer stops a blonde for speeding a...

Arline Quotes


'Good morning. As we leave Dallas, it's warm,...

Seat belt


From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome a...

Things to Do on an Airplane


- When the flight attendant asks you if you wo...

Contacts


A policeman stops a lady and asks for her lice...

Dizzy


I had to stop driving my car for a while... Th...

Speeding


The cop got out of his car and went over to th...

Angle of arrival


The probability of survival is equal to the an...

Portland Fair


Stumpy Grinder and his wife Martha were from P...

Airline joke


A little boy and his mother was on an airplane...

Two Sea Monsters


Two sea monsters were swimming around in the o...

Vietnam


The prime minister of Vietnam met with Preside...

Beckham


David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Alth...

Chrysler


The Chrysler Building in New York City is 75 y...