My friend and I used to joke about all that could happen wrong
when we traveled together.
1) I fart and the oxagen masks fly down
2) I fart and burn a whole through the plane and we have to land
3) I have to go to the restroom so bad and someone is in it so I
lift my leg on the door
4) I ride underneath the plane with the luggage
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