The cop got out of his car and went over to the other vehicle.
The kid, who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well... I got here as fast as I could!"
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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