Run over the rooster
A man was driving down a quiet country lane wh...
Travel-vacation Jokes
Friendly Hawaii
Why are Hawaiians considered to be so friendly...
Zipper Alert
A young woman in a REALLY skimpy skirt was at ...
Too much fuel
The only time you have too much fuel in a plan...
Fiddle fart
A nun was going to Chicago. She went to the ai...
Flying dangerously
Flying is not dangerous.
Crashing is dangero...
Stay over one night
A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were drivin...
Charitable Act
A travel agent looked up from his desk to see ...
Airlines
A Delta Airlines pilot was badly embarrassed a...
Constipated Car
Sign on an "old" car's bumper...
"This car i...
Cessna bird strikes
You know you’re flying a Cessna when you have ...
Advice for pilots
Advice for a young pilot, "Try to keep the num...
Travel with a horse
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in...
Snake solves problem
I was driving down a lonely country road one c...
Air TrafficControl
The controller working a busy pattern told the...
Smart Rednecks in Taxi Ride
Five young men from the country were new to bi...
Try to get some rest
A man had been driving all night and by mornin...
$10 is $10
Stumpy and his wife Martha, went to the fair e...
Parking Space
The old gent was backing his Rolls into the la...
Fun Things to Do on a Bus
1. Swing from the metal railings on the ceilin...
Software engineering
At a recent software engineering management co...
Got a Tiny Ticket
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a tr...
Appearance
On a flight with a very "senior" flight attend...
Dead Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a c...
Old man driving
An old man was driving down the Interstate at ...