Travel-vacation Jokes

Travel-vacation Jokes

First class


There is a blonde on a plane to New York. She ...

Airline food


It was mealtime on a small airline and the fli...

Things not to say


Eight things not to say to a cop


1. I can't ...

Thanks for the ride


"Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. ...

Stolen steed


A tandem team rode into town and stopped at a ...

Out of gas


A guy in Paris nearly got away with several pa...

Yugo


Why do they have a rear window defroster on th...

You have a driver


Two tour groups visited England.


They happe...

Convention


I boarded an airplane in Boston and took my se...

After a bad accident


Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? ...

I own the fastest car


A man goes out and buys the best car available...

Avoiding a big object


Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to a...

Smoking section


Heard on a Southwest Airline flight.


"Lad...

Airline food


The nice thing about airlines’ in-flight meals...

Wake me up...


On a bus station, an old lady got into a bus a...

Things To Do At A Bus Stop


Things to do at a bus stop


1. Cross out the ...

Driving Test Pranks


Fun Things To During A Driving Test


1. Turn...

Train Crash


Roy is applying for a high paying executive jo...

Cop wants an excuse


A man was driving home late one afternoon, and...

Hungry?


There were two guys who needed a place to stay...

Parking ticket


A driver tucked a note under her windshield wi...

A snails pace


A snail was crossing the road when all of a su...

The Hotel Suite


Three guys went on spring vacation and booked ...

The Japenese and the American


An American and a Japanese were sitting on the...

Aerial Photos


A photographer for a national magazine was ass...