Travel-vacation Jokes

Travel-vacation Jokes

Alabama Speed Trap


A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, fee...

Watch


Jake is struggling through an airport terminal...

Handy Arab Phrases


Useful Phrases To Know When Traveling Through ...

Kissame


Aman and his wife were driving their car acros...

A true Story????


A water leak had developed in the galley of an...

Camping Hints


When using a public campground, a tuba placed ...

Crossing the border


While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bi...

Fat chick


A highway patrolman pulls over a driver who's ...

Aviation Guide


Takeoff's are optional. Landings are mandatory...

Helpful Hints for the Inexperienced Travele


* Be very suspicious if the advertised price o...

Birth control pill


A truck driver was pulled over by a state troo...

Limo service


The limousine was taking a beautiful, raven-ha...

Pilot to tower


"Pilot to tower. I am 300 miles from land, 600...

Arguing about the sign


A man was driving down a local street one day ...

Not His Day


A young, lonely guy driving across the country...

Female Astronauts


Why is it good that we now have female astrona...

Sunbathing, a true story


A rather well-proportioned secretary, Joan, sp...

Touring South Africa


A tourist is traveling with a guide through on...

Hung like a horse


A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow....

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly...


Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly...

If Airlines Sold Paint...


Customer: How much is your paint?


Clerk: Wel...

Airline Safety


While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane sh...

Makes me wonder about flying�


Pilot to tower... pilot to tower... I am 300 m...

The Airplane


A pilot was flying a 747 full of passengers as...

Lady Getting On Bus


She was wearing a very tight skirt, and when s...