How to make camping more fun!
When using a public campground, a tuba placed ...
Travel-vacation Jokes
Plane Crash
An airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying...
Climb
You know your in trouble when the tower say's,...
Trip to Newfoundland
HALIFAX TO GANDER
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Cab Driver Incident
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shou...
Popular Ned
Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one a...
Boarding the bus
One day, a large group of people were waiting ...
Fast Driving
Two men were driving down a city street, as th...
Ticket please!
What did the stewardess say to the flasher?
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Accident
There was an engineer, manager and programmer ...
6 years from now
A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and ...
Nothing to worry about
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane sh...
Departed Grandmother
A Mexican woman goes to the local psychic in h...
Left behind
On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be su...
Anchor's away!
The grizzled old sea captain was quizzing a yo...
Rolls with a Bed
A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight ...
Three men and a group of canibals
There was a French man, a German man and an Am...
Confused soul
A pilot is a confused soul who talks about wom...
Great landing
Everyone knows a 'good' landing is one from wh...
Airline Speech
In my own words: "I was flying from SFO to PDX...
10 Things you don't want to hear in an Airplane
1. "The union president called - he said the p...
Not late
You're not late.
You just have a, "reschedu...
2nd greatest thrill
Flying is the second greatest thrill known to ...
Martha Stewart
Martha Stewart's time behind bars is starting ...
Confuse traffic signs
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: "Sist...