Travel-vacation Jokes

Travel-vacation Jokes

Airline Shuffle


During the "rush hour" at Houston's Hobby Airp...

We love you


Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with ...

Expensive Hotel


A husband and wife are traveling by car from A...

Plane from Chicago


Unaware that Indianapolis is on Eastern Standa...

Cabbies


Two cab drivers met. "Hey," asked one, "What's...

Teamwork


The loaded mini-van pulled in to the only rema...

Orange


Why did the orange go to Yukon?


Beacause Flo...

Missing car


A guy gets a phone call late at night.


A voi...

Them Texans


The National Transportation Safety Board recen...

Police


A man was recently flying to New York. He deci...

Pulled over


An elderly couple were driving across the coun...

The Helpful Pilot


I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles...

Two passengers


Two vultures boarded a plane.


Each carried t...

Nervous old lady


A nervous old lady on a bus was made even more...

Wagon trouble


A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonlo...

A long lost brother


A North Dakotan went to New York on a buisness...

Takeoff's


Takeoff's are optional.


Landings are mandat...

Co-pilot


Late one night during bad weather, the followi...

Watch Your Step


"When you exit this vehicle, please be sure to...

Hotel Bill


A husband and wife are traveling by car from K...

Iraq's car bombs


Support for the Iraq war is at an all-time low...

Good night!


A guy pulls into a little town, and every hote...

Marooned


A boat carrying blue paint and a boat carrying...

Deaf lady in trouble


One day a certain lady was driving on the High...

The train has failed


A large two engined train was crossing America...