Travel-vacation Jokes

Travel-vacation Jokes

Pig in bullbar


A farmhand in Australia was out checking farm ...

Backwards


Paddy went to a riding stable and hired a hors...

Bad drivers


People today just don't know how to drive. I r...

Were you drinking?


A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and ...

Price of gas


I'm not sure if my local gas station owner is ...

Put Your Jacket on Backwards


Two bikers were riding down a country road on ...

Dramamines & condoms


A guy went to his travel agent and tried to bo...

Aerial photos


A photographer for a national magazine was ass...

Crash landing


An airliner was having engine trouble, and the...

Driver illegally parks


A driver tucked this note under the windshield...

Red Eyes


A cop pulls a guy over.


"Your eyes are awful...

Children and spouses


"As you exit the plane, make sure to gather al...

A Policeman, Ninja, and Terrorist


One day a policeman, a ninja, and a terrorist ...

Don't help dear


An old Montana rancher hates wearing his seat ...

Where is this place?


A man and his wife were driving their Recreati...

In-Flight Accident


Entertainment A plane was taking off from Kenn...

Biggest Hotel Bill


A husband and wife are traveling by car from A...

Decoy


Staking out a notoriously rowdy bar for possib...

To Identify Where Drivers Are From


One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York
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Car Troubles


Lisa was out driving her car and while stopped...

The Fastest Camel


A man had traveled into town after several wee...

With our compliments


"Your seat cushions can be used for flotation ...

New driver's license


Martin had just received his brand new drivers...

Drunk Driver


A female police officer arrests a guy for drun...

Lights out


A man arrived at a seaside hotel where he had ...