A little boy and his mother was on an airplane when he asked her
the question. Mom why do big elephants have little elephants,
big giraff have litle giraff and big planes don't have little
planes? The mother answered " well son I'm sorry but I don't
have an answer for that, why don't you ask the stewardess.
As the stewardess was walking by the little boy said,"excuse me
Ms.Stewardess, why do big elephants have little elephants, big
giraff have little giraff but big planes don't have little
planes? The stweardess then said,"I'm sorry son I can't answer
that let me tke you to the captain maybe he can answer that.
So the little boy went to the cockpit and asked the pilot,'
Excuse me Mr.Pilot, why do big elephants have little elephants,
big giraff have litle giraff but big planes don't have little
planes? So the pilot answered and said to the little boy," SON
YOU'RE FLYING DELTA AND WE ALWAYS PULL OUT ON TIME."
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