1. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 (or Code Brown) in Swimwear," and see what happens,
2. Turn all the radios to a polka station; then turn all of them off and crank the volume to "10".
3. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
4. Put M&M's on layaway.
5. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from Bed & Bath.
7. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
8. TP as much of the store as possible.
9. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone"?
10.Take an entire aisle of toys up by setting up a full scale battlefield with GI Joes vs. the X-men.
11.Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible".
12.Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
13.Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
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