11. When I shoot people, they will die quickly and cleanly, and I will never be arrested or troubled by their widowed wife and children. When people shoot me, however, I will at most receive a 'flesh wound,' which will be tended to by a beautiful woman.12. Nuclear weapons will never go off because something will always happen about three seconds before one does to stop it from exploding.13. If an aged scientist is involved in any way, he will have a beautiful daughter who will gaze at me adoringly.14. If royalty is involved, it will include a beautiful princess who will gaze at me adoringly.15. If I have a kid partner, he will be tightly-muscled, clean-cut, and gaze at me adoringly.16. If I am asked to compete against a world champion at any sport or game of any type, I will win. This will infuriate my opponent, who will then try to kill me.17. If my opponent has a side-kick or henchman, he will never have a sensible name like 'Rick,' or 'Steve.'18. Beautiful women will frequently furrow their brows with concern and ask, "When's the last time you got any sleep?" They will never ask when I last bathed or used the toilet, although I apparently never do those things either.19. The aliens will always be overpowered by the humans in the end though their fighting may result in a lot of casualties and destruction.20. If everyone in a team dies, it's the last man's job to win the fight against his enemy.
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