The Top 16 Other Things McDonald's Hasn't Told You


16> The shakes? Also fried in beef fat.


15> Tell the vegetarians to brace themselves; we have some bad news about the salads.


14> Want to avoid beef fat altogether? Try our hamburgers.


13> Mayor McCheese has had five coronary bypass surgeries.


12> Burgers that don't sell after two days spend the rest of the month as "Filet-O-Fish."


11> The Hamburglar MUST dress like that because of Megan's Law.


10> McNuggets are shaped to honor the states with lenient meat-handling laws.


9> The reason we wear rubber gloves is for OUR protection, not yours.


8> The real Ronald McDonald died in 1969, trying to wrestle the controls of a small plane from an inebriated Hamburglar.


7> We never asked; we just assumed you'd prefer it lukewarm.


6> The Bible might be a series of allegorically instructive fables, rather than historically factual accounts.


5> You can McNugget almost anything and people still think it's chicken.


4> If our lawsuit succeeds, many Irish people will lose the first two letters of their surname, as did Hammer.


3> We modeled Ronald on a painting by John Wayne Gacy.


2> Actually, seeing you smile kind of creeps us out.


1> "Okay, you got us; there aren't really any salads back here."


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