How I Got My Teacher Fired....
This is a story about how my teacher Mr. H got ...
Teacher Jokes
My maths teacher told me to draw a square. Instead I drew a circle.
He said "That's terrible, go and stand in the c...
Joke I came up with when I was ten
So a student walks into his classroom early and...
What's your father's name?
Teacher: What's your father's name?
Kid: Joke!!...
A young boy is sitting in class...
A young boy is sitting in class when the teache...
One more Little Johnny joke
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that...
"Where'd your 'P' go?"
So a preschooler was learning about the alphabe...
give me an example of a tragedy?
Tony Abbott was visiting a Sydney primary schoo...
What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?
Works it out with a pencil.
Did you hear about the constipated math teacher's problem?
She worked it out with a #2 pencil.
Three bird on a wire
A teacher asks her class, "If there are three b...
CATS
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
Little Johnny joke...
A teacher asks her class that if there are 3 bi...
Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?
Because he was Haydn.
Jimmy teacher and p*ssy
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
So, I ran into my old Geography Teacher the other day...
and he invited me to his birthday party.
"It'...
A teacher picks up his phone...
"I wanted to tell you that Frank can't come to ...
"Have you heard about my math lesson?"
"We're going to find out if 35 goes into 16"
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Little Johnny
It's spelling bee day and Teacher has it down t...
A little Johnny...
One day in math class little Johnny's teacher a...
Show and Tell with Grandpa Olie
A boy has brought his Grandpa Olie into class, ...
The last words of my gym teacher:
"All spears to me!"
A teacher tells the class whoever answers her next question can go home.
A boy throws his bag out the window
Teacher: "W...
A teacher to one of his students...
A teacher to one of his students: "What's your ...
The Famous Elephant Joke
In my school every year my [now] former Spanish...