A teacher asks her class, "If there are three birds perched on a wire and a hunter shoots one, how many will be left."
Timmy raises his hand and answers, "There won't be any left. The one will be dead, and the other two will have been scared off by the noise of the rifle."
The teacher replies, "Timmy, that's not the answer I was looking for, but I like the way you think."
Later, at recess, Timmy asks the teacher, "Which one of those ladies at the picnic table do you think is single? Is it the one eating a cookie, the one eating a sandwich, or the one sucking on a popsicle?"
"I think it is the one sucking on the popsicle," answers the teacher.
Timmy says, "Actually, it is the one without a wedding ring, but I like the way you think."
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