A boy has brought his Grandpa Olie into class, to tell about some of his experiences as a pilot in World War II.
"Well," the old man begins, "I remember this one time, I was flying on patrol, when this one Fokker surprises me from behind!"
A few of the kids in the class start to snicker at this, but Grandpa Olie continues his story. "Well, ya know, I was able to maneuver around right quick and I shot that Fokker down," (laughs from half the class now) "but flew up on these other two Fokkers that was behind the first one."
Almost the entire classroom is laughing now, but Granpa Olie presses on: "Yah, it was my turn to surprise those two Fokkers as I came out of the sun and shot them down, then I flew back to the base."
The whole class by now is in hysterics, and the teacher desperately tries to regain control. "Class, I should point out that 'Fokker' is the name of a German aircraft company that made many fighter planes during World War II."
Grandpa Olie thinks about this for a moment, and points out, "Oh, yah, that is true. But these Fokkers, they was flying Messerschmitts."
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