My teacher took off points when I spilled my juice on my Calculus homework...
... Apparently, I shouldn't drink and derive.
Teacher Jokes
The area of a pie
So I asked my maths teacher how to find the are...
Kindergarten
The kindergarten class had a homework assignmen...
Where to stand as a teacher?
As a teacher, its very hard to know where to st...
A favourite high school teacher's go-to Knock Knock joke.
Knock knock.
*-Who's there?*
Interrupting cow...
The corniest Science joke I've ever created.....Behold
I was speaking with my science teacher on the 5...
Why is your cat at school?
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
My favorite joke my mom told me from my childhood. - A kindergarten teachers birthday.
A kindergarten teacher is having her birthday a...
A grade school teacher was asking students...
...what their parents did for a living.
Timmy ...
Buckwheat and Sally were fooling around in class...
...when the teacher rapped her wooden pointer d...
My math teacher told me this joke.
What do you find on a beach?
A tangent.
Teacher
Why did the teacher get glasses?
Because she w...
A teacher asks her class to come up with a sentence...
...that contains the word "contagious."
Amy st...
So it's the first day of shop class...
The teacher asks, "What's the difference betwee...
Hitler Jokes
1. how does hitler solve maths questions? he us...
The monk joke.
All credit goes to my Spanish teacher, Mr. Garc...
So a teacher, a politician and a psychologist were on a plane.....
(the types of people in this joke doesnt matter...
A little girl says to her mother "mommy, I hate daddy's guts!"
Her mother replies "shut up and keep eating."
...
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
WW2
A teacher asks a WW2 pilot to speak to her elem...
Saw this one in my maths class
Student: Sir I'm cold!
Teacher: Go and stand in...
Dad told me this one several years ago
A school teacher walks into her classroom full ...
What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a tr...
Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?
He was Haydn